|Musings on the Grinch or: Serious Matters on the Minds of the Vidlers
||[Dec. 22nd, 2008|11:06 pm]
|||||The Rockettes Doing that Falling Down Soldier Thing on TV||]|
Mom: It amazes me that the grinch A. has a sewing machine and B. knows how to sew.
Me: Well, what else is he gonna do up there?
Mom: A sewing machine makes no sense! He could play cards or do crossword puzzles... or jigsaw puzzles.
Me: Wait, where would the grinch get crossword puzzles from?
Mom: Where would he get a sewing machine? Or a dog?